im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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