i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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