i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
