I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
