I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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