Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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