Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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