You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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