Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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