just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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