Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Randomize