All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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