Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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