i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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