3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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