and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
i think my cat just said my name.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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