Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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