im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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