The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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