apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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