He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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