My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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