I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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