Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
We left the knife in your bed.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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