I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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