Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Randomize
