Don't make out with my wife yet
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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