I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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