there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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