It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
