do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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