i need an iv and a liver transplant
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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