Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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