Just cropdusted the office
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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