waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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