Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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