I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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