also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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