Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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