She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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