I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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