It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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