dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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