chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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