I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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