I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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