absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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