to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Randomize
