I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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