The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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