Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
