that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
