STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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